Are you a copywriter struggling to find the perfect words to captivate your audience, engage hungry minds or just sell some stuff? Look no further than your trusty sidekick: coffee. When you stop to think about it, coffee isn’t just a tasty beverage; it can also be a secret weapon in the world of copywriting.

Need a punchy headline? Take a sip of that dark roast and watch the words spill out. Stuck on a tricky sentence? Let the aroma of a freshly brewed Arabica inspire you to brilliance.

Well, that’s the theory. But as with many things, with great coffee comes great responsibility. Too much caffeine can turn your eloquent prose into a jumbled mess faster than you can say ‘dooble espressioso’. As Douglas Adams once said on the subject of inspiration, “The only real answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that doesn’t collapse when you beat your head against it.”

The point: Drink in moderation, time your coffee breaks, and save your caffeine infusion for when you really need it. Possibly with biscuits.